I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ~Steven Wright
When Jesus comes, the shadows depart. ~Author unknown, inscription on a Scottish castle
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ~Billy Connolly
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute. ~Thornton Wilder
The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
We talk much more about individualism and liberty than our ancestors. But as so often happens, when anything becomes conscious, the consciousness is compensatory for absence in practice. ~John Dewey
When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. ~Dale Carnegie When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code. ~Richard Pattis
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
It is with flowers, as with moral qualities: the bright-coloured are sometimes poisonous; but, I believe, never the sweet-smelling. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences, but especially so in physics, in which the results of quantum mechanics and relativity theory have opened up two very different paths for physicists to pursue. They may lead us - to put it in extreme terms - to the Buddha or to the Bomb, and it is up to each of us to decide which path to take. ~Fritjof Capra, The Turning Point, 1982
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps. ~H.L. Mencken
Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion. ~Martin H. Fischer
Truly to sing, that is a different breath. ~Rainer Maria Rilke
Treat the patient, not the Xray. ~James M. Hunter
The only man who can change his mind is a man that's got one. ~Edward Noyes Westcott
Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author. ~John Keats
There are no accidents in my philosophy. Every effect must have its cause. The past is the cause of the present, and the present will be the cause of the future. All these are links in the endless chain stretching from the finite to the infinite. ~Abraham Lincoln
Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~Horace
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. ~Wernher Von Braun
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. ~Ann Landers
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