Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. ~Compton MacKenzie
Those who expect moments of change to be comfortable and free of conflict have not learned their history. ~Joan Wallach Scott
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. ~Lord Byron
Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man, there vanishes as well a religious emotion, a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity. ~Henry Beston
Women who miscalculate are called mothers. ~Abigail Van Buren
Of all the aspects of social misery nothing is so heartbreaking as unemployment. ~Jane Addams, 1910
It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. ~Author Unknown
That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent. ~Chinese Proverb
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry
We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace. ~Aristotle
To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you, and hold intimate converse with men of unseen generations - such is a pleasure beyond compare. ~Kenko Yoshida
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. ~Helen Rowland
Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible. ~H.L. Mencken
And thank you for a house full of people I love. Amen. ~Terri Guillemets
You know it's summertime at Candlestick when the fog rolls in, the wind kicks up, and you see the center fielder slicing open a caribou to survive the ninth inning. ~Bob Sarlette
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. ~Agnes Repplier
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
Martyrdom has always been a proof of the intensity, never the correctness, of a belief. ~Arthur Schweitzer, Out of My Life and Thought, 1932
America is God's crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming!... The real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races. ~Israel Zangwill
Reading means borrowing. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. ~Martin Luther
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable. ~Joseph Addison
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